Star Wars: Midichlorians and the important role they play

Ever been asked the question “where were you when (whatever event) happened?” Like, where were you when you when you found out Kaiser Soze was that dude you didn’t expect or where were you when you saw your first boob? Being born in the 80’s, mine was through a scrambled PPV channel.

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I hope this was a boob

Well, Star Wars fans, where were you when you first heard of the midichlorians being used as a way of explaining force sensitivity? Probably a movie theater or at home then immediately walking out of said movie or home. Continue reading “Star Wars: Midichlorians and the important role they play”

Star Wars: Uncovering Snoke’s identity

Snoke. A name that has been boggling Star Wars fans and spellcheck programs for over a year now. Since he was introduced, fans from all over the world have been asking questions about him. Who is Snoke? How is he connected to the skywalkers? Is he tired of motherfucking snakes on his motherfucking base?

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 Ankin was the only snake

Hands down the most frequently debated topic around Snoke is his true identity. Some theories have him slated to be a reincarnated Darth Plagus, reincarnated Darth Vader, Mace Windu, Emporer Palpatine, Jar Jar fucking Bings and so on. Hell for all we know he could be a force sensitive, sentient Rancor out for revenge against Luke for what he did to his father in episode 6.

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Well, I would propose a new candidate for the identity of Snoke. Fanboys I beg, please listen to everything I have to say before you decide to hunt me down and do to me what Han did to that thing in episode 5 to keep Luke warm. My theory is that Snoke is Maz Kanata

Let’s look at some facts. As per episode 7, Snoke is revealed to have seen the rise and fall of the Galactic empire. Continue reading “Star Wars: Uncovering Snoke’s identity”